1000+ Liberal, Progressive, Anti-War, & Labor Slogans: 50 Reasons Libertarians Are Crazy

"the following are the positions of some prominent and not so prominent libertarians going back to the 1970's... and yes virginia, they are batshit crazy"

• legalize blackmail

• legalize heroin, meth, & glue sniffing

• sell off the national parks

• legalize dog & cock fighting

• privatize the air you breath & the ground you walk on

• abolish all licensing: ie if you want to be a doctor or lawyer run over to kinko's and have some business cards made up --- laissez faire suckers

• allow for privatized segregation & discrimination (no jews, n*ggers, catholics, sp*cs, women, people over 50, gays, children allowed)

• legalize insider trading

• abolish animal cruelty laws

• patent the dna of all life forms including humans

• legalize child labor

• declare smoking a celebration of capitalism

• abolish the americans with disabilities act

• legalize child selling

• privatize and sell off the arctic & antarctic

• abolish unions

• replace state & federal prison guards with walmart like security

• legalize voluntary slavery

• abolish animal cruelty laws

• believe FDR & EISENHOWER were communists

• declare selfishness the ultimate virtue

• re-introduce debtors prisons

• allow individuals to own nuclear weapons or whatever armaments they want

• abolish the anti-trust laws

• sell off the rivers, lakes, & oceans of the world

• make the poor, sick, & disabled depend on charity instead of the resources of the state

• clone slaves out of your own dna

• replace the federal reserve with a pc and a chair

• let the insurance companies take over the judicial system

• privatize outer space

• denounce the idea of a "social contract"

• establish exchanges for the buying & selling of human body parts (by paying living people & the families of the dead)

• incentives for voluntary euthanasia of the old & poor --- (let granny sign her life away so the insurance company won't have to pay as much for medical or long term care)

• abolish mandatory emergency room care

• legalize extortion

• abolish/limit medical malpractice suits

• consider the non-payment of bills as cause for arrest and the use of lethal force

• abolish public schools

• establish private armies in place of the US armed forces

• re-introduce 18th century style workhouses

• abolish usury laws

• claim that societies and even families don't exist --- only individuals

• end compulsary education

• pre-emptive killing of as much as 40% of islamic peoples

• allow the disemination of snuff movies & kiddie porn

• let companies sue & imprison whistle blowers

• legalize prostitution & decriminalize pimping

• abolish social security & medicare

• take the remaining native american lands and sell them off for pennies on the dollar

• send mercenaries to seize nationalized businesses