weed happens
it's complicated
truth is a liberal kind of thing
equal rights are not special rights
i love spaghetti bourgeosie
off with their heads
victimless crime... oxymoron
will work 4 LSD
got duct tape ?
demand the impossible
support your local grocer
dogma bites
enlighten me
i'd rather be flying my broom
birth certified... by mom & dad
fight truth decay
fear the amish (not)
stuff happens
create tension
marx had real class
reshuffle the deck and start over
what the hell is quidditch ?
chicken little was right
to hell with the royals
smile, you've just been algorithemed
new to LSD
unite ireland
jesus is coming... look busy
I love Hugo Chavez
that was ZEN... this is TAO
bring back the guillotine
who outsourced my chocolate ?
paranoids live longer
don't underestimate the power of stupid
question bullshit
DEMAND ANSWERS
it's coming................
gandhi was a skinhead
i love my public school teacher
defy socialism... blow a stop light
got debt ?
coffee is my god
live long & prosper
occupy the moral high ground
sacred cows are delicious
proud to be politically correct
i'm with stupid
god(dess)
excuse me $@?!
i pledge allegiance to my bumpersticker
jesus would be alive today... if it weren't for the death penalty
free bradley manning
i just put the genii back in the bottle
earmarks are when you remove your piercings
medecins san frontieres
got july 4th... thank the french
BEWARE... your apps are watching you !
go viral
RED ARMY CHOIR ROCKS
does anal retentive have a hyphen ?
support your local petite bourgeois
you are what you inhale
deconstruct the abstract
chill baby chill
TAX THE RICH
simplify your needs
carnivore in denial
got justice ?
I'm OK... go pray for yourself
rally 'round the maypole
good teachers can't replace bad parents
"dissent is the highest form of patriotism" --- jefferson
EAT THE RICH
marriage is so gay
i don't do dead animals
kirstie allie is still hot
practice random acts of mitzvah
trial lawyers beat the alternative
electronic voting... cyber-fraud
scrooge suck
coffee is my god
MLK... wanted for obstructing injustice
I just won the rat race... by a whisker
A is B when followed by C
fear epistimological conspiracies
don't hunt what you can't kill
it ain't over 'til the RED ARMY CHOIR sings
earthlings are in the minority
what do bill gates, warren buffett, & paul allen have in common ? ... they all went to public school
don't waste your breath... i can talk louder & longer
fear the amish
good vegan... no meat for lent
in case of emergency administer chocolate
i love my hippo
anthony bourdain... cool food guy
wake me when the revolution is over
support PBS
I don't do rat races... rats always win
liberate tyson chicken
fear space invaders
I LOVE GAGA
"kill moose & squirrel" --- fearless leader
i love my public school
weeds happen
dick cheney is watching you
football kills your brain
i don't do orders
straight marriage is cool with me
support NPR
let them eat credit cards
hemp, hemp, hurray
BIG TIME AGITATOR
santa is a socialist
kiss my anchovies
vivisect conservatives
bring back hippies
MY SELF ESTEEM INTERFERES WITH MY ABILITY TO WORK
earthlings are delicious
guns r4 liberals too
tough guy on steroids
let them eat shit
recycle carnivores
downsize peas
pardon me but you are one arrogant son of a bitch
jesus is coming look busy
shutdown the 21st century
disrespect anti-semitism
jesse ventura... very cool
PERSIST 2RESIST
capitalism... game over
Santa is a socialist
if words didn't have consequences then why ever use them
hold the malaise, please
who needs work when you have a trust fund ?
DADT... yes we can
"you can pry my brain from my cold dead body"
arbeit macht... TIRED
keep your public library... public
MEME LOCAL
boris & natashya... double agents
santa is a red menace
let them eat credit
BLUE MEN = B/D game gone bad
stop whining & plot revenge
freedom isn't free... you need alot of money
CHAVEZ KICKS ASS
IZ... patron saint of hawaii
viva la evolucion !
respect the jewish people
support local musicians & writers
sexual preference... often
citizen of the world
support net neutrality
eat ethnic
society is the spectacle
israel/palestine coexist
julian assange is my hero
i gave humans up for lent
my bumpersticker is cooler than yours
I like thai
my birth certificate says "earthling"
question everything
SEE YOU AT THE BARRICADES
support world music
question the premise
are you a zombie botnet cyberspace terrorist ?
sputnik is coming
freud did it on his back
kill your appetite
is it grown up time yet ?
please don't embarrass the offspring
suppress your id
i love my nana (state)
reincarnation... been there, done that
life is a social experiment
better well read... than brain dead
ART IS WORK
i don't have time to grow up
